Can You Do The Disney College Program In The Summer' title='Can You Do The Disney College Program In The Summer' />In Defense Of Big Shitty Weddings. Time for your weekly edition of the Deadspin Funbag. Got something on your mindEmail the Funbag. Today, were talking nuclear attacks, grilling failures, dirty words, and more. Your letters Cameron If you asked couples who have been married for 1. Hawaii, Caribbean, etc and pocket the rest of the cash, what of husbands would say yes Wives I mean everyone wants to stick it to BIG WEDDING in hindsight, right Im probably in the minority but I think Id keep everything the way it was. Trust me, everyone planning a wedding already knows that its too expensive, too stressful, too obnoxious, and too much of a hassle for virtually every involved. They are an ostentatious, dated ritual rendered near obscene in these desperate times. And yet, people still like to throw big weddings anyway, because in theory you only get married once, so making a big deal of it is appropriate, and, in the long run, worth the memories. I really did enjoy my wedding this is in part because being a groom is infinitely less stressful than being a bride, and I still enjoy flipping through our wedding album every now and again. OMG LOOK HOW YOUNG WE LOOK AND LOOK AT ALL THE PEOPLE WE INVITED THAT I LITERALLY HAVENT BOTHERED TO SEE SINCE THAT DAY I even remember the food. Can You Do The Disney College Program In The Summer' title='Can You Do The Disney College Program In The Summer' />Lone Star College System consists of five colleges, including LSCCyFair, LSCKingwood, LSCMontgomery, LSCNorth Harris, and LSCTomball, six centers and Lone Star. I was very frustrated by the lack of hands on volunteering for young people, Dillon explained to Kotaku. It was very monitored, and you dont really get to. 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Also, the wedding band played Shout. Did we crouch down to the floor during the a little bit softer now part You know we did. Thats just good white person ing. If you do the hard math, obviously a big wedding isnt worth it. But thats true of a lot of human experiences. You could save money by not having a wedding, and not having kids, and never traveling, and then youd be left witha bunch of money. Sometimes, its all right to overpay. Its worth fussing. Its worth being inconvenienced. You truly cannot put a price on a memory, and BIG WEDDING knows this. Thats how they keep people coming back. I also secretly enjoy going to weddings, too. Everyone gets wedding fatigue right around age 2. I may grouse about traveling, but sometimes I need to be forced to go places, because Id otherwise end up going nowhere at all. Plus I get to drink and gossip about the bride and groom all I want. The experience is indelible, I tell you. Im a middle aged dude who hates spending more than five bucks on anything. Hence, we only only take road trips for vacations, and my wife and I rarely get each other Christmas gifts or any of that shit because we wanna save for college and because our kids are still relatively young and its too tiring to make virtually any effort beyond the efforts we already have to make for work and parenting. Im very good at finding excuses to keep everything low key too expensive, foul weather, too much traveling, etc. But you cant do that forever or else you end up in a rut. You gotta motivate and give in to the Industrial Complex and admit that sometimes, life needs EVENTS, and that you gotta pony up to make those events happen. Thats why I swear Im gonna bite the bullet this year and take the familyor maybe just the wifesomewhere special. Maybe London Maybe Paris MAYBE AUSTRALIA Yeah Lets have a second honeymoon in Australia, honeyExpediaMaybe not. I mean we can always watch a documentary ABOUT Australia. Thats nearly as good Anthony In the 1. Little Giants, each time the ball is snapped throughout the film the kids yell go instead of hike. Why is thisWas hike intellectual property of the NFL, or was the director just maybe afraid of powerful litigation from Paul Tagliabue Ive been thinking about this all day. No, some teams out there use GO instead of hike. Its at the discretion of the coaches and sometimes the quarterback. Listen to Cam Newtons cadence. If you can discern what word hes saying to get the ball snapped, you got better ears than I do. WHUDDUYUH I remember our team would go on HUT and not HIKE. The QB never said hike. The snap count would be anywhere from one to three but never four, that would be too crazy. Or, to really fuck with a defense, we would go on SET. The QB would tell us Wing Right 8. Pitch on set and the whole huddle would gasp. Oh wow, were going on set Theyll never see it coming Then I would false start. It turns out HUT comes from drill sergeants screaming ATTEN HUT during training marches. And Atten hut comes from a bastardized form of Attention. I should have known that any given football ritual has military roots. Im surprised PEW PEW PEW isnt also a snap count variation as well. Steve Whats happening if you find out that the Kim Jung Un pushes the button and your city is the target Lets assume that phone lines are jammed. What are you doing Oh Im fleeing. I know it would be fruitless and my family would be vaporized within minutes, but Id still try to get the fuck away from here. I wouldnt accept death. I wouldnt stay home and hope the drywall somehow magically repels the pulse blast. And Im NOT going into a fallout shelter. I dont know anyone with a shelter eeny, and even if I did, I would never voluntarily bury myself alive anyway. When I was in sixth grade, they used to hand out little reading packets at school. Instead of books, we would read these eight page pamphlets that had lessons and stories in them. One of the stories was called SHELTER SKELTER, about a dude who locks himself in a fallout shelter, goes mad, and then never comes out. Totally fucked me up. Im not going down there, no matter how many cans of salt pork there may be. I would throw everyone into the car and hit the road, and follow any emergency radio broadcasts like a sheep, and then get stuck in traffic right away, and then abandon the minivan and hoof it, and then get tired, and then huddle in an abandoned carport, and then we would all die. Or worse, I would LIVE, only to have the fallout poison me and grow 5. I would die in agony. But at least I did my best to get away. At least I showed GRIT. If Im going down, Im going down on my terms by running like a coward. The most likely nuclear targets in the U. S. include remote areas where we have our nuclear stockpiles, including the states of Washington, Colorado, New Mexico, and even North Dakota. So there are somewhat decent odds that a highly populated city center would not be targeted. WHAT A RELIEF. Instead of being blown to bits, I may have a chance to live through a mass exodus from the American mainland and subsequent nuclear exchanges that wipe out a huge portion of the world population, poison the very air we breathe, and send mankind into its final, agonizing tailspin, wherein there are no nations or cities, just roving tribes of scavengers at constant war over fuel and clean water. V8 Supercars Live Streaming Link. And even THEN, the Jets still wont be able to find a decent quarterback. Andy Is crap a curse word Crap is not listed among George Carlins fabled seven dirty words, which broadcast networks usually bleep out in order to avoid FCC scrutiny. To me, CRAP is a starter curse word. You say crap when you wanna be crass, but you arent quite old enough or skilled enough to go full bore and say shit. Like my kids will sometimes say CRAP or SUCKS wonder who they learned that from, and that is because they are still learning remedial profanity.